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2015 Manure Expo being held in July in Chambersburg PA,
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:51 pm
by Shawn
I got this from the local news...Maybe If we all contribute, we can send Jeff to the expo...I think he is our resident expert
. Put me down for #2 so Jeff can GO...
They are also having a slogan contest
-Manure Expo, where nobody stands behind their product.
-You provide the creek. We provide the paddle.
-Keep your friends close, and your manure further.
-The future of what’s left behind!
-We do doo. Do you?
-Manure Happens (to be Nutritious!)
-Been there, Spread that … the North American Manure Expo
-Proud survivor of North American Manure Expo … It got deep.
-Heaping piles of fun!
-North American crap shoot.
You can view more entries and learn more about the expo by visiting their website.
Re: 2015 Manure Expo being held in July in Chambersburg PA,
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 2:42 pm
by Rob
LMAO.... Somehow I thought this was gonna be an Obama-flaming post...
Nevermind.... Back to work
Re: 2015 Manure Expo being held in July in Chambersburg PA,
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 3:22 pm
by Shawn
Re: 2015 Manure Expo being held in July in Chambersburg PA,
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 4:09 pm
by SHEEPMAN!
Sheep or cow it all stinks now.
Sheep or horse it stinks of coarse. (Misspelled intentionally)
Family favorite "I had my mouth open so didn't get nothing on my face."
I'm done.
Re: 2015 Manure Expo being held in July in Chambersburg PA,
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 3:53 pm
by Springfield
Good sh*t
Re: 2015 Manure Expo being held in July in Chambersburg PA,
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:06 pm
by Shawn
I try to spread it around...
Re: 2015 Manure Expo being held in July in Chambersburg PA,
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:15 am
by kode-niner
I can smell it from here.
Re: 2015 Manure Expo being held in July in Chambersburg PA,
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:17 am
by Shawn
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Re: 2015 Manure Expo being held in July in Chambersburg PA,
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:32 am
by Shawn
In related news...from here...
https://dumbweek.wordpress.com/2011/05/ ... p-raffles/
Legislature OKs cow poop raffles
Importance, we now know, is relative. For some, the most important this is freedom. For some, that freedom means the freedom to bet on where a cow will poop without the government getting all involved.
Really.
What happens when the cow poops over several sqaures?
The Connecticut legislature this week, while weighing things like subsidized education for immigrants and, you know, boring stuff like that, took the time out to approve a change in how it regulates cow chip raffles.
As the Connecticut Mirror reported, a cow stands on a chalked grid and participants each buy a square. The cow does what cows do best and, depending on where nature calls, you might be a winner.
The best part of this story is how seriously legislators took the debate.
“If you are the person who bought a ticket in a cow chip raffle, you want to know how it’s being played,” Rep. Patricia Widlitz told the Mirror.
Your tax dollars hard at work.
The state statute that will be changed goes as follows: “Each organization intending to sponsor or conduct a cow-chip raffle shall furnish with its application, required pursuant to section 7-173, a cow-chip raffle plot plan displaying the land area to be utilized for such raffle and the numbered plots, each corresponding to a numbered cow-chip raffle ticket.”
Which, translated from legalese, means that the state wanted a map of the plot of land on which the cows would poop. The legislature no longer seems to feel that such information is necessary for good governance.
Posted on May 25, 2011
Re: 2015 Manure Expo being held in July in Chambersburg PA,
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:14 pm
by Rob
Springfield wrote:Good sh*t
BLLLLLLAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome! No PUN intended
