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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 5:14 pm 
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Woman Arrested For Training Squirrels To Attack Her Ex-boyfriend
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Christina Edhammer -
November 1, 2017

45-year old Janice Smith was captured toward the beginning of today by officers of the Detroit Police Department, for supposedly catching various squirrels and preparing them to assault her previous sweetheart.

The casualty, 51-year old James Robinson, was probably assaulted by the rodents on more than twelve events in the course of the most recent month.

These assaults caused him numerous genuine wounds, including the loss of two fingers and one gonad, gnawed off by his assailants.

The poor man had no clue why squirrels continued assaulting him until the point when he saw his ex, a previous carnival creature coach, cheering the creatures amid one of the assaults.

“She was in part taken cover behind a few shrubs, yet I could unmistakably observe her and hear her. She was shouting orders at the squirrels and instructing them to assault me.”

Understanding that his life could be in peril, Mr. Robinson documented a grievance to the police, who visited Ms. Smith.

In her living arrangement, they found twelve confines, holding a sum of 27 squirrels. They additionally discovered two preparing fakers with pictures of Mr. Robinson taped over their appearances.

Detroit Police Chief James Craig affirmed that Janice Smith had conceded that she was in charge of the assaults and admitted her bizarre plot.

“Ms. Smith admitted to catching and preparing squirrels to bug and assault her ex. She used to prepare lions for a bazaar, so it was simple for her to influence the creatures to do as she needed. She said she would have liked to raise a multitude of up to 50 or 100 creatures.”

The 45-year old lady is presently confronting an assortment of criminal accusations connected to criminal badgering and utilizing creatures as weapons.

DPD Chief James Craig conceded at the beginning of today in a public interview, that this case was most likely the weirdest that he’d found in his vocation.

Janice Smith’s legal counselors have requested for her to experience a mental assessment, asserting that she was unfit to stand trial.

They say that her decision of preparing squirrels rather than mutts or bears proposes that she may experience the ill effects of mental issues.

On the off chance that she is judged fit to stand trial, Ms. Smith will confront a greatest of 65 years in jail.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 7:04 pm 
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Sounds like she’s nuts :pbjt:

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 Post subject: Re: Attack Squirrels
PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 7:05 pm 
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nuts....ha ha ha

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